id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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