i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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