Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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