32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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