I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
