I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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