D3 body, D1 cock
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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