Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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