try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Never let your siblings swipe right.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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