its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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