i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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