I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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