I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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