I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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