around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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