So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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