Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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