Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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