Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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