theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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