What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Life is so much better after having sex.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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