How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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