Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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