Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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