Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
