she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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