we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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