im gay
i know
yea but for you.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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