I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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