My hand turned me down
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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