I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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