Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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