Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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