why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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