dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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