I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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