Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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