There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
