Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
What happened to fro yo and sex?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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