She's JV to your varsity
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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