We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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