I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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