I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
