She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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