Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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