ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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