This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just got carded by a ten year old.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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