He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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