Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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