I am spending my child support on dildos
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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